Scripting - specialities
Matrix Reloaded
"Not everyone believes what you do Morpheus." ... "My beliefs
do not require them to."
"You believe that it is a matter of hope; I believe that it is a matter
of time."
"My commands do not require your comprehension; they only require
your cooperation."
"What some see as coincidence I see as providence."
Do you need philosophy with 250,000 angry spider robots knocking at your
door
Are you just here to say cute things at cute times?
OFFICE RUNNER - WORK EXPERIENCE BOY
Inefficient and satirised - chance to make fun of this intern. Worst of
all possibles to take this post. Resentful at low status.
How he got the post - relation? ex-affair? friend of a friend?
Jobs - low status jobs and he gets them wrong - shredding documents, coffee,
post
And the plot turns on him
has bad habits - smoking? washing?
complains all the time
bad office gossiper - so lets confidential information through
Office Boy gets good advice from others about how to forward his career,
and always neglects it.
I used the opportunity to watch my boss like a hawk - about negotiating,
networking
All I get to do is to shred documents, make coffee and take X's dry cleaning
down to the …. I want to do more
Guess what the blockage was - a condom!
Whose?
How am I to know whose condom it was? Was it monogrammed? Can I do an on-the-spot
DNA test?
It's got to be X - he doesn't yet know that you don't put a condom down
the loo.
I know - he's not that toilet literate.
You'll have to tell him.
