LOVE

I'll be in the kitchen eating the free food

Do you really want an honest answer?
Will it hurt?
It'll hurt.
No. I don't want an honest answer.

What is it about her straps, bondage jewellery etc.
What's about to drop or fall off her?

your lips should be sealed
So
This is a leap-sealing situation. It is now the time for sealing your lips

I often find my sexual appeal is more an anchor than a sail.

Do you need special training to do a researcher's job or could any vacuum cleaner do it?

Who needs Sushi when there's tuna?

There are doors between worlds.
What?
Between worlds - there are doors ……..
Just saying it in a different order doesn't help!

To sit next to me all the journey to X?
There's not a vomit bag big enough.

(annoying driver)
If I'm too chatty, just tell me to shut up.

Sex in the universe city (TV programme)

It's a slider! (beast - vampire)

Remember - there's no lifebelts on this space ship.

Are you in cahoots with him?
Cahoots?
you know .. Cahooting with him.
Well … you see … I had to do a bit of cahooting with him.

What would you say to a drink?
I'd say no ice, no lemon, and a tall glass.

(scared)
Do you know what I am going to do?
I'm going to ..
I'm going to ..
I'm going to ..
I'm going to go.

I told her that her brain should be admitted to the local mortuary for observation.

Here we are on the beach where butch men have gathered from all over their girlfriends.

(drunk conversation)
[win lottery - what we do]
and then we could go to Bali or Tahiti
We could buy Bali or Tahiti
Yea - or any of those islands ending in 'i'

OK - I've heard enough - by the power invested in me as the best friend of XXX, I now order you to hand over your phone.

perhaps you should write her a love letter - it's like texting only you spell correctly

(end of a row) Can you feel the love in the room?

my inspirational wardrobe

(end of scene - seduction)
do you have to work tomorrow
I can be late

What are you doing? You look like that guy on the Canterbury (main street) who tried to sell me his toothbrush.

Earth to XX

Hey! Where's the respect?

(to grumpy person) A man walks into a bar with a newt. He says to the barman: 'Give me a pint and something for my newt, Tiny.' The barman says: 'Why's he called Tiny?' And the man says: 'Because he's my newt'. There! You're laughing!

Betrayal -
Lips don't count -
Would you care to go further

Sorry, it's a reflex. I'm allergic to compliments.

This is going to be one of those mistakes. One of those mistakes that you can never take back.
Are there any other kinds?

It's a good thing. But it's a good thing that feels completely awful.

(opening of scene) Ohhh
It doesn't work unless it hurts.
(getting beauty treatment)

From victim to victory.
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Let's say he needs a few screws tightening before he gets let out in public again.

He chewed my ear to a stump.

:: While she freshens up.
:: Please! That woman hasn't been fresh in thirty years. / That girl is too fresh already.

I haven't had sex in over a year. And I wouldn't mind making a habit of it.
I wouldn't mind taking up the habit again.
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:: Don't you believe in love?
:: I certainly believe in consideration. And in ---

I have 400 meat-picking media vultures outside.

(master disguised as servant)
:: Thank you, private.
:: Don't get used to this.

Let me be your soft place to fall.
You are my soft place to fall.